"If you wanted to see me naked you could have asked"
"Don’t you freaking knock!!?"
*It’s a good thing that everybody in that house has excellent reflexes…*
|—||Talia Al-Ghul (on Damian Wayne) (via incorrectbatmanquotes)|
You see a lot of Damian playing with his iPod, and I always thought that was really cute, but it’s sort of sad too. It happens when he’s relaxing— for instance:-movie night (preboot Batman and Robin #20)-drawing (n52 Batman and Robin #2)-crime fighter homework (n52 Batman and Robin #13)
Step 1: OH MY GOD! My Baby!
Step 2: I’m so happy I have to call one of my friends who knows nothing about the pure joy I am experiencing.
Step 3: oh god…DC better not Screw This Up!
Step 4: If they screw this up I will Never buy a Reboot comic again…
Step 5: Cries and prays to whatever deity they worship that DC doesn’t mess this up again.
Step 6: Prepares for the worst possible thing to happen.
Step:7: acceptance of the inevitable.
But like guys imagine Damian coming back to life and asking where Dick is.
And they just look at him sadly
And Dami bursts into tears because his brother is dead and he wasn’t there to save him.
imagine dick finding out that damian is back
imagine damian finding out that dick is dead
Damian Wayne is back!
Damian fucking Wayne is back!!
My spoiled little brat is going home!!
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
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